Skink
05-11-2002, 03:16 PM
I was surfing around, and saw this
http://www.brassknuckles.net/humor/john/canada.php
Here's a sample of the article
There have been other disturbing signs that the Canadian population has been preparing for war as well. Consider this story from American baseball fan Tony Tarano.
"So I'm going up to a Blue Jays game a couple of days ago right? I get completely lost and I stop in this small town for directions. So I pull into this gas station and I notice these guys across the street in a field. They're putting this spiked armor on a moose! Then I notice they must have had a 100 moose, meese, Hell I don't what you call 'em, but they had a hundred of 'em, armored up and looking scarier than all Hell. Then I notice there are dozens of Canadians breaking Molson beer bottles and taping knives on the ends of their hockey sticks. I didn't know what the Hell they were doing and I sure wasn't going to ask. All I know is that I got back on the highway and high tailed it straight for home as fast I could."
http://www.brassknuckles.net/humor/john/canada.php
Here's a sample of the article
There have been other disturbing signs that the Canadian population has been preparing for war as well. Consider this story from American baseball fan Tony Tarano.
"So I'm going up to a Blue Jays game a couple of days ago right? I get completely lost and I stop in this small town for directions. So I pull into this gas station and I notice these guys across the street in a field. They're putting this spiked armor on a moose! Then I notice they must have had a 100 moose, meese, Hell I don't what you call 'em, but they had a hundred of 'em, armored up and looking scarier than all Hell. Then I notice there are dozens of Canadians breaking Molson beer bottles and taping knives on the ends of their hockey sticks. I didn't know what the Hell they were doing and I sure wasn't going to ask. All I know is that I got back on the highway and high tailed it straight for home as fast I could."