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FreaK
10-22-2002, 09:46 PM
OK....i'ts only 3 days away. I have been waiting for this movie FOREVER. Anyone else gonna see it...and if so how many times? I'll prolly see it at least 3 times.
Lupus
10-22-2002, 10:07 PM
Lol, I was posting this thread, when I went back to check something, and saw you already posted this.
I also have been waiting forever. I plan to go Friday/Saturday/Sunday and whenever else I can :)
I laugh from just the bits of commericals, like when Wee-man kicks himself in the head.
I can't wait!
FreaK
10-24-2002, 05:04 PM
I noticed something lupus. Not too many cKy/Jackass fans in here. Such a shame.
Kazuma
10-24-2002, 05:31 PM
Jackass rox.. donno if i'll see the movie tho. We'll see.
firehead
10-24-2002, 06:29 PM
the movie is a rental.
the big screen is for special effects movies and some scary movies like 6th sense.
Comedies are rentals.
Mordeeth
10-24-2002, 06:59 PM
...<poof>...
Oswaldo{AM}
10-24-2002, 07:03 PM
I happen to like Jackass, I can't wait for it to come out in theaters.
Eh, Jackass is ok...but I'll wait for it to come out on video.
firehead
10-24-2002, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Mordeeth
Only in America can a guy's claim to fame involve a porta-potty being tipped upside down with him in it...pathetic.
You know, I'd tend to agree ... but your constant holier than though attitude in everything you post irks me ... it just irks me ...
SEAN
Kazuma
10-24-2002, 11:30 PM
Hey.. those toilets are convenient.. they are genious! AND fun to play in! BOOYAH GRAMMA!
Lupus
10-25-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by [FFR]FreaK
I noticed something lupus. Not too many cKy/Jackass fans in here. Such a shame.
Yessh, I see what you mean. Who cares if these guys are retarded. Their willing to beat the shit out of themselves and do stuff we have all wanted to do but never had the balls to.
So what if I feel like paying $7.50 to go laugh my ass off at some morons. I think it's money well spent!
Still need to check out those cKy videos, damn 56k!!!
Oh, and I'm going to the late showing of Jackass tomorrow, then drinkin at a friends house, how dangerous is that! :D
amaefm
10-25-2002, 12:40 AM
Alright, This is not Amaefm, it's bluebrid. I saw the movie tonight...sneak preview. It's funny as shit. I laughed my ass off. Everyone should go see it. And if you are thinking about it, go see it. You won't regret it. I want to own that movie.
TheClient
10-25-2002, 01:29 AM
CKY / jackass pwnz me.
I love Jackass. cKy is a bit too detrimental to society, actually ruining other peoples property.
My fav episode is the one where they do the gumball race and steve oh go randomly running across some place in snowy russia in his thong while they were stopped and some old men on a bench are like "WTF" when he goes fliiping over them.
RevJim[COWA]
10-25-2002, 07:53 AM
Yet another reason to reinstate the draft and get into a nice, protracted war. Cut some of the excess population.
GrandpaJones
10-25-2002, 09:39 AM
seen all the Jackass and cky stuff, why stop the trend? they arent ground breaking but good for a laugh is all.
Kneecromancer
10-25-2002, 03:24 PM
bout to go c jackass in about 45 mins, i'll fill u n on how good it is
FreaK
10-25-2002, 05:14 PM
I highly doubt Bam and his boyz ever in thier wildest dreams knew they would be making millions now. They were just kids with nothing to do...having fun. And thats why I think jackass is so great.
There not huge movie stars...they dont make 20 million a picture. They are normal guys like you and me. Maybe a little excentric..but you know what I mean.
Lupus
10-26-2002, 01:51 AM
Well, I saw it tonight and thought it was focking funny as hell!
Sure, I went into it expecting to laugh and from the point when I heard the Jackass music to about 1 hour into the movie I hadn't stopped laughing. I only did cause it started to hurt!
I freaking loved it, I went with two friends and we were easily the loudest people in the theater as we laughed at everything!
You just have to see this, I feel sorry for all those people in Canada under 18, well, actually, no I don't :)
All I can say is Japan, Panda, Golf Cart, Anal Lube, Toy Car, Hardware Store, Fatboys, and Oldmen.
That should be enough to get anyone who saw the movie laughing :D
Kneecromancer
10-26-2002, 02:54 AM
agreed... the movie owned. they got a hell of funny ass skits
GrandpaJones
10-26-2002, 10:50 AM
More man-ass than you can shake a stick at. These guys drop trou like its going outta style. My fav was airhorn+golfers. More reason for me to hate golfers.
Chaos[COWA]
10-26-2002, 12:18 PM
it was hilarious.....i recommend seeing it for a great laugh that will last the entire movie "AHHHH MY BRAKES"
yeah i wanna see it..
i wont see it for a while tho i know it..cuz yeah..
but i do really wanna see it..
the previews for it all kicked ass..and Jackass is ****en hilarious!
gonna go see it tonite. hopefully.
Lupus
10-26-2002, 06:30 PM
Sweet, someone else that says Drop Trou, you rule Gramps!
Anywho, there sure was way too much man ass. I however was too busy laughing to really notice :)
firehead
10-26-2002, 07:33 PM
Isn't it Drop Trow? Or am I missing something?
humb1ed
10-27-2002, 12:56 AM
its drop trou like "trousers".
And I loved the movie. My favorite parts where when steve-o came out of nowhere and polevaulted the beach volleyball game and when they went into the water to "rub one out".
Heheh yah I saw it tonight, pretty damn funny. definately a little much of the man ass. There was atleast one couple that left when i saw it in disgust. I think it was when they were shootin off the fireworks...while tied to stuff and shoved in stuff. If you havent seen it .. heh well go see it. I'm thinkin they were definately pushing it with the R rating. I'd be scared to know the kinda stuff they had to cut because of the censors.
heheh the more i think about it the more funny stuff i remember though. there were alot of weak 3 minute skits where theres like 1 second that is just completely hysterical that completely makes up for it. Like roller disco in a truck....I was just kinda like...uh this sucks...then truck stops and dude smacks the front so hard...i couldnt stop laughin.
firehead
10-27-2002, 01:33 AM
Yeah, I said I wasn't gonna see it in the theatre ... but all my friends where going so I did.
it was pretty funny. I thought the Roller Disco Truck was funny as hell the whole time.
Way to much man-ass and penis though. WAY TOO MUCH.
I almost threw up a couple times. Like the yellow snowcone part.
The paper cuts thing was frigging demented.
The old people ... oh god ... the old people ... oh man.
rambling ... done ...
SEAN
FreaK
10-27-2002, 01:45 AM
I saw it 2night. Jackass as the show was great. But each show had its funny stunts and its lame stunts. The movie was great stunt after awesome stunt and facking hillariouse stunt. I mean right off the bat....Rental Car Demolition Derby. Unreal...1 hour anf forty minutes has never gone by so fast for me. When the ending comes I thought I was there for only like 30 minutes.
Best moments were.
Car Rental Demo Derby
Old Men
Fireworks In Bam's Parents House
Fireworks in Bam's Dads Van
God...now that I think of it...pretty much every single stunt is downright hilariouse.
If I had to pick 1 that I laughed the hardest was.....The Golf Blow Horn one. Its funny as hell cuz me and my freinds do it all the time. And when the guy turns and starts hitting the balls at them...and they blow the horn again. I almost wet myself.
Great movie...A little too much man ass. And the Snow Cone was a little too much for me...but overall you will leave the theatre with sore cheeks...from laughing so hard.
I will never forget the Nurses face when she looked at Ryan Dunns X-Ray for the 1st time. Priceless.
Kneecromancer
10-27-2002, 03:21 AM
i think the party boy skit's suck a fat one. Every 1 would be tottaly laughing there asses off, and then Party boy came on... I heard a guy fart about 8 rows back, it was that quiet
Lupus
10-27-2002, 02:49 PM
The biggest disappointment for me was the serious lacking of BMX jousting. Sure, there was one scene, but that wasnt enough for me!
FreaK
10-27-2002, 04:16 PM
The MOST dissapointing part of the movie. Was the lack of Brandon DiCamillo. He is by far my favorite from the cKy videos. I think he had 2 stunts in the entire movie. BMX jousting...and i forget the other. I mean the guys a genius. 2nd to Brandon I like Ryan Dunn 2nd best. Hes always so calm and layed back. Cracks me up.
Lupus
10-27-2002, 09:30 PM
Meh, the best has got to be Wee-man! I mean, when he kicks himself in the head, I almost died of laughter.
Also, loved the continuing theme of the razor and shaving guys heads. Plus, the part where Knoxville gets his ass kiced by Butter Bean was priceless.
LiVinGHeLL[COWA]
11-03-2002, 12:43 AM
Oh man...saw it tonight with Fish and his roomie...it was fking hilarious. The paper cuts and yellow snowcone skits were just sick...but so much was hilarious...
I think the funniest part was the damn electrode thing lol...I was nearly crying then...and the bmx tug of war was only funny when hes like "this was the worst ****ing idea for a skit ever" "im surrounded by ****ing cacti" HAHAHAH
-LH
why is party boy such a fag.
Lupus
11-06-2002, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Speed_Racer
why is party boy such a fag.
Heh, I saw an MTV Cribs on him and he lives out of his truck. All he has is like his truck, his guitar, and likes costums/thongs.
What a life.
FreaK
11-06-2002, 05:24 PM
Chris Pontius owns u all.
party boy is the biggest flamer, every single skit involves him and no pants.
Lupus
11-07-2002, 12:45 AM
And yet you keep watching implied by the fact that you know of many episodes where he has done that...
Who's the real flamer here?
:eek:
firehead
11-07-2002, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Lupus
Who's the real flamer here?
ummmm ... you?
Lupus
11-07-2002, 04:27 PM
Wow, clever.
I wuv you too
FreaK
11-07-2002, 04:59 PM
Just because Chris Pontius a.k.a. Party boy, a.k.a Bunny the Life gaurd is confident with his body. Doesnt mean hes a flamer. I Garuntee you hes getting more poontang now than you will EVER get.
And the whole living out of a truck thing is a joke. A cant beleive some people actuallly beleive he lives in a 97 ford ranger. Prolly the same dumbasses who tried all the stunts from Jackass and eventually got Knoxville to back out of the show. THanks alot morons. No more Jackass. THANKS ALOT!
Lupus
11-07-2002, 10:50 PM
I can honestly say I've never tried any stunts such as BMX jousting... oh wait, nevermind.
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